Average day in the air force
By - TheOrkBoy
That’s a weird way to spell “Navy”
Right?! Especially when it clearly spells out "The Navy" on the side of the jets lol
Be nice, they can’t read.
I thought the Marines couldn't read.
I think they can read things but only if written in crayon..
What’s your favorite flavor?
Yellow. Sweet and tangy like Carolina barbecue
Yeah the Chair Force aren't known for reading.
naw fam that's were all the nerds who got bullied end up going and make six figures a year and are only an E-5
He was being sarcastic
reminds me of that picture of a defaced navy plane that landed on the wrong carrier with navy crossed out and air force painted over it haha
[Must be Airforce](https://i.redd.it/n83frlkflwl51.png)
Thats funny as fuck.
I saw that pic once years ago, but couldn't remember it until it was just posted here. Funny as shit.
It's not OP's fault. He's got walleye vision.
Obviously, and we all know what corrective surgery could be done. But it has to be done through the rectum and well...
He's got an ASVAB waiver.
He needs a multioptipupiloptomy.
I was wondering if I was crazy when I was like "those are Navy jets". Looks like an Aircraft carrier
It's a cut from "Hot Shots".
Is that a movie I'm not really up to date on this clip
Go watch it. It's a brilliant lampoon of Top Gun.
Google is your friend.
Yes sorry auto correction
That's not how auto correct works
Alright it was me sorry
I like your honesty marine! Promote ahead of peers 🤔
This has me cracking up
Brown nosing will get you nowhere! Promote at soonest possibility
You misspelled "oorah" devildog
No it wasn't, it was your brother!
The fuck kind of crack is your auto correct on?
My autocorrect for some reason autocorrects “tape” to “rape.” That led to a very awkward conversation with my PSG.
FTFY: Otto correct since the source is German.
Haha. I love this response.
Can confirm, when i was in the Navy, steel beach picnic hot dogs were cooked by flash cooking them while an F-18 was in full AB
Weird, my were cooked by an angry Filipino and tasted like kerosene.
Don’t talk shit about the Filipino mafia, they gonna puk you up
To be fair, the narrator does say "Sie sind das beste, was Kriegsmarine und Luftwaffe zu bieten haben", which translates to "They are the best the Navy and the Air Force have to offer"
Didn’t know the Air Force operated at sea
Thank you for correcting the title.
That shit is the navy, and I can say it's 100% accurate.
Do people really fall off the boat?
Well, not like that, but yes.
That's what the nets are for
A bunch of Marines fell off the Stennis while I was aboard. We eventually had to start securing them to the bulkhead with braided rope. Some chewed their way out and ended up in the drink anyways. It's cool though cause they float.
Can confirm, we were really on top of securing for sea on the Stennis.
I've seen someone go over because they walked behind a JBD when a bird went on tension and got tossed, but luckily they got caught by the nets.
Almost saw a guy fall over on the smoke deck. Reached down to grab a cigarette he dropped as the ship rolled and lost his balance. Luckily his buddy grabbed him.
No it’s just float coats that fall at 3am.
“Ay bro wake up, man overboard”
Y’all Navy people know what I’m talking about.
LOL, but that's not Air Force.
OP is a marine. Don't blame him for not being able to read, just be amazed he has thumbs.
"No this is the Air Force part of the Navy, didn't you see the airplanes?"
- a Marin, probably
Reminds me of Marine Corps Aviation: The Navy's Army's Air Force.
Sign of a true marine, they have opposible thumbs where most people have big toes...
Side effects of high consumption of crayons.
>LOL It says NAVY in bold letters.
Alright, which one of you cowards shit my pants? I’m crying laughing. And who had corn?
Who has the largest Air Force in the world? America. Who has the second largest Air Force in the world? The US Navy.
‘My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly, bomb stuff and shoot people down.’
War - it’s fantastic.
I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.
So the Air Force works for the Army and Navy. And the Navy has it's own Air Force and Army. And the Navy's Army has it's own Air Force. Does the Navy's Army's Air Force need it's own Army or Navy?
I cannot un-cross my eyes from reading that, but you are 100 correct in your question.
That's what is referred to as "walleye vision".
Navy's Army's Air Force has its own Navy. They are called big deck amphibs.
And the Army has it's own Navy.
And its own Air Force.
The airforce has a ground force c
The air force does have an army cause why not
Isn’t that from the movie “hot shot” with Charlie Sheen?
No, it’s a documentary.
Yep, this. The most accurate Navy documentary until Down Periscope.
#PREPARE TO DIVE!
# WELCOME ABOARD!
I’m gonna go check if any of the rooms are still tilted.
The only accurate documentary yet about navy nukes.
I need a man with a tattoo on his dick!
By a very strange coincidence you have the right man sir.
Welcome aboard, sir.
...on a diesel boat.
If you know, you know.
I was thinking McHale's Navy.
Hmmmm. You make an excellent point, at least for pre-GWOT fleet- the latest version came out the year after Down Periscope, after all.
Wackiest Ship in the Army was a good documentary too.
We had a super cool MSG she said that movie was mandatory when she was in water purification school. I've watched people pick up an AT 4 pointed backwards and it always reminds me of that movie.
Water purification movie? Do you mean [In the Army Now](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110123/) with Pauly Shore? That's another classic movie.
Yes, the documentary "Hot Shots" with Chalie Sheen.
That's Hot Shots sir or ma'am.
[Kiss me like you’ve never kissed me before](https://youtu.be/mlZHMGch1pQ)
[And my favorite… I see you’re no stranger to pain](https://youtu.be/6Xn8rBNF_LU)
Listen here. This is Reddit. I may be an overpaid O but when I misspell the world’s greatest movie you are free to say, “That’s Hot Shots you illiterate swine”
Ha well put.
I loved you in Wall Street!
Excuse you sir we at the Air Force are much more refined
Op is a mal-crayoned marine, give him a break.
I was polite about it
You do your service proud.
Names himself U/TheOrkBoy but is part of 0 40k subreddits. Interesting.
Goddamn, your sense of honesty is admirable.
What Is Warhammer?
Its like chess mixed with dnd, but scifi or fantasy with the pieces being models you paint and horribly unbalanced but fun yet stupid.
As someone who just got into the hobby, your comment makes me laugh, cry, and agree all at once. Also there's the whole issue of all of it being excessively expensive too.
Ebay and kijiji help keep costs down. And the occasional versus box is hood to as long as its not FOMO driving the purchase
That's fair, also local game stores have some pretty decent deals on pre owned minis.
Love Hot Shots
A truly underrated comedy. Second only to *Top Secret*
Damn I love that ~~documentary~~ movie
Hot Shots: Part Deux!! I forgot all about those
This is the og.
Na, that's too much manual labor
The irony is I saw the Aircraft carrier and thought about how I joined the Air Force because of how much I heard ship life sucks.
Ah yes, hot shots...
Loved this movie
I miss satirical movies like this.
Haha I loved this parody of Top Gun, Hot Shots 🤣
You mean this documentary that corrected the Navy parody movie Top Gun?
Nah. It's essentially a movie essay.
"What if the homoerotic romance movie Top Gun was actually about the military"
ummm...how about the Army's version of Top Gun?
Which would make the Army's version of Hot Shots "In the Army Now", with Pauly Shore.
Hot Shots is the greatest movie ever made about the military
But like, Down Periscope exists
And Operation Petticoat
The first dudes be like
“They are the best”
Isn't this from Hot Shots?
You are wrong, this is a Navy documentary from thw 90s.
One of the best movies ever...
Except that’s the navy
"The Navy" gets me every single time
This is what happens when officers leave for a few minutes (source: dude trust me)
That IYAOYAS life.
Lol some salty AO downvoted you. They probably meant to upvote but couldn’t lift hard enough. Lemme rectify that.
Their table salt is no match for your sea salt.
I don’t have much sea salt since my rack mates keep licking it off my balls but thanks brethren.
Put out a block of Himalayan salt, it will divert those 5 foot mosquitoes to it and spare you. Fortunately for the Sherpas you are, God willing, thousands of miles away from the Himalayas.
I usually leave a can o’ dip next to my nether regions, they only go after my sweet sweet macadamia nuts if they’re not feening for some nicotine.
Yes, I do think we are gentlemen and fellows here. Doing manly things, lifting things in manly ways and finding even man-lier ways to make it stay long enough for us to be at safe ways away.
Yup, as an AO I can’t count how many times my bro and i touched tips on the flight deck…………wait
Dumbass doesn't know the worlds greatest air force from the worlds second greatest air force!
Listen here hot shot
Grilling a frank in afterburner? That can't possibly be healthy. Or easy to do given how hot engine afterburners are.
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"Hm... I think I'll have a hot hotdog while burning it with a jet engine! What could possibly go wrong?"
*The aircraft carrier explodes from the massive diarrhea the pilot has*
I like the cut of your jib.
Never change Germany, never change.
Do you not see they're on a carrier and "Navy" written on everything ?
But its a navy aircraft carrier.
OP where is the rest of it?
Join the air force to find out
Must have been posted by a marine
That is one of those new flying carriers the airforce has been secretly developing
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Cue Charlie sheen as Rambo.
That hot dog is gonna taste like gas.
That hot dog is going to be a carbonised lump.
HAHAHA so true I have A LOT OF FRIENDS IN THE air force that are like this at home
Charlie Sheen and hot shot?
I understood this reference!
The dude launching the football 😂😂😂
Feels like r/interdimensionalcable
Hot shots, easily one of the best piss take movies ever.
Nice try AO3 schmuckatelli.
Is this Hot Shots?
Wo sind meine Deutschen Genossen?
Slightly off topic: WTF is a chafing dish????
Nobody’s gonna mention the handicapped plane parking spot?
This is from a movie with either Charlie sheen or that guy naked gun.
What planes are they? They look like American gnats
Hot shots. Classic movie
Movie is Hot Shots btw
Fuck you this shit made me laugh out loud in class
Since when did we get aircraft carriers?