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Average day in the air force

Average day in the air force

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twist-17

That’s a weird way to spell “Navy”


Bad_wit_Usernames

Right?! Especially when it clearly spells out "The Navy" on the side of the jets lol


nanobiteu

Be nice, they can’t read.


LAXGUNNER

I thought the Marines couldn't read.


BigDisco6

I think they can read things but only if written in crayon..


OkAcanthocephala5034

What’s your favorite flavor?


BigDisco6

Yellow. Sweet and tangy like Carolina barbecue


MiloFrank

Yeah the Chair Force aren't known for reading.


LAXGUNNER

naw fam that's were all the nerds who got bullied end up going and make six figures a year and are only an E-5


8urnsy

He was being sarcastic


marcoconutt

reminds me of that picture of a defaced navy plane that landed on the wrong carrier with navy crossed out and air force painted over it haha


omar2205

[Must be Airforce](https://i.redd.it/n83frlkflwl51.png)


TheOrkBoy

Yes


Bad_wit_Usernames

Thats funny as fuck.


Bad_wit_Usernames

I saw that pic once years ago, but couldn't remember it until it was just posted here. Funny as shit.


OzymandiasKoK

It's not OP's fault. He's got walleye vision.


Faethien

Obviously, and we all know what corrective surgery could be done. But it has to be done through the rectum and well...


Tunafishsam

He's got an ASVAB waiver.


SomeFakeInternetName

He needs a multioptipupiloptomy.


quantumturbo

I was wondering if I was crazy when I was like "those are Navy jets". Looks like an Aircraft carrier


der_innkeeper

It's a cut from "Hot Shots".


quantumturbo

Is that a movie I'm not really up to date on this clip


SomeFakeInternetName

Go watch it. It's a brilliant lampoon of Top Gun.


der_innkeeper

Google is your friend.


TheOrkBoy

Yes sorry auto correction


forgotmyusername93

That's not how auto correct works


TheOrkBoy

Alright it was me sorry


anniexjanna

I like your honesty marine! Promote ahead of peers 🤔


TheOrkBoy

Thanks


Torchlakespartan

This has me cracking up


NathanArizona

Brown nosing will get you nowhere! Promote at soonest possibility


SueYouInEngland

You misspelled "oorah" devildog


Oxcell404

No it wasn't, it was your brother!


Defiant-Second1776

r/thatsthejoke


CiD7707

.... The fuck kind of crack is your auto correct on?


crissaboo

My autocorrect for some reason autocorrects “tape” to “rape.” That led to a very awkward conversation with my PSG.


suzi_generous

FTFY: Otto correct since the source is German.


youzurnaim

Haha. I love this response.


Starfireaw11

Underrated comment.


colsen89

Can confirm, when i was in the Navy, steel beach picnic hot dogs were cooked by flash cooking them while an F-18 was in full AB


BaxInBlack

Weird, my were cooked by an angry Filipino and tasted like kerosene.


colsen89

Don’t talk shit about the Filipino mafia, they gonna puk you up


TheC4ptain

To be fair, the narrator does say "Sie sind das beste, was Kriegsmarine und Luftwaffe zu bieten haben", which translates to "They are the best the Navy and the Air Force have to offer"


Marchinon

Didn’t know the Air Force operated at sea


Amazing-Finger

Thank you for correcting the title.


MountainMongrel

That shit is the navy, and I can say it's 100% accurate.


Mighty_Mac

Do people really fall off the boat?


Warbond

Well, not like that, but yes.


ThorConstable

That's what the nets are for


AOCismyspirit_animal

A bunch of Marines fell off the Stennis while I was aboard. We eventually had to start securing them to the bulkhead with braided rope. Some chewed their way out and ended up in the drink anyways. It's cool though cause they float.


QueefLedger

Can confirm, we were really on top of securing for sea on the Stennis.


MountainMongrel

I've seen someone go over because they walked behind a JBD when a bird went on tension and got tossed, but luckily they got caught by the nets.


d2cace

Almost saw a guy fall over on the smoke deck. Reached down to grab a cigarette he dropped as the ship rolled and lost his balance. Luckily his buddy grabbed him.


TrungusMcTungus

No it’s just float coats that fall at 3am. “Ay bro wake up, man overboard” Y’all Navy people know what I’m talking about.


edgesmoke

LOL, but that's not Air Force.


DeepProgram1066

OP is a marine. Don't blame him for not being able to read, just be amazed he has thumbs.


SueYouInEngland

"No this is the Air Force part of the Navy, didn't you see the airplanes?" - a Marin, probably


Dominus-Temporis

Reminds me of Marine Corps Aviation: The Navy's Army's Air Force.


passporttohell

Sign of a true marine, they have opposible thumbs where most people have big toes...


Rawinza555

Side effects of high consumption of crayons.


ClassicFlimsFan

>LOL It says NAVY in bold letters.


HarryCallahan19

Alright, which one of you cowards shit my pants? I’m crying laughing. And who had corn?


justsmilenow

Who has the largest Air Force in the world? America. Who has the second largest Air Force in the world? The US Navy.


concretebeats

‘My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly, bomb stuff and shoot people down.’ Classic.


Nizzemancer

War - it’s fantastic.


Cyberhaggis

I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.


luckystrike_bh

So the Air Force works for the Army and Navy. And the Navy has it's own Air Force and Army. And the Navy's Army has it's own Air Force. Does the Navy's Army's Air Force need it's own Army or Navy?


ShittyBollox

I cannot un-cross my eyes from reading that, but you are 100 correct in your question.


SyntheticReality42

That's what is referred to as "walleye vision".


Ausebald

Navy's Army's Air Force has its own Navy. They are called big deck amphibs.


SuDragon2k3

And the Army has it's own Navy.


the_white_cloud

And its own Air Force.


LTWestie275

Yes


Dommekarma

The airforce has a ground force c


ajgeep

The air force does have an army cause why not


Worried_Thylacine

Isn’t that from the movie “hot shot” with Charlie Sheen?


haze_gray

No, it’s a documentary.


gwot-ronin

It's both


Navynuke00

Yep, this. The most accurate Navy documentary until Down Periscope.


Brodin_fortifies

#PREPARE TO DIVE!


MajorMalafunkshun

# WELCOME ABOARD!


AltairRulesOnPS4

I’m gonna go check if any of the rooms are still tilted.


Navynuke00

The only accurate documentary yet about navy nukes.


Brodin_fortifies

I need a man with a tattoo on his dick!


strykerman

By a very strange coincidence you have the right man sir.


AJ787-9

Welcome aboard, sir.


der_innkeeper

...on a diesel boat.


Navynuke00

If you know, you know.


coryhill66

I was thinking McHale's Navy.


Navynuke00

Hmmmm. You make an excellent point, at least for pre-GWOT fleet- the latest version came out the year after Down Periscope, after all.


Qikdraw

Wackiest Ship in the Army was a good documentary too.


coryhill66

We had a super cool MSG she said that movie was mandatory when she was in water purification school. I've watched people pick up an AT 4 pointed backwards and it always reminds me of that movie.


Qikdraw

Water purification movie? Do you mean [In the Army Now](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110123/) with Pauly Shore? That's another classic movie. https://youtu.be/wOlfNC-_5TU


SomewhereAtWork

Yes, the documentary "Hot Shots" with Chalie Sheen.


tb03102

That's Hot Shots sir or ma'am.


Adama0001

[Kiss me like you’ve never kissed me before](https://youtu.be/mlZHMGch1pQ) [And my favorite… I see you’re no stranger to pain](https://youtu.be/6Xn8rBNF_LU)


Worried_Thylacine

Listen here. This is Reddit. I may be an overpaid O but when I misspell the world’s greatest movie you are free to say, “That’s Hot Shots you illiterate swine”


tb03102

Ha well put.


Forged_by_the_dirt

I loved you in Wall Street!


darcassian

Excuse you sir we at the Air Force are much more refined


ShittyBollox

Op is a mal-crayoned marine, give him a break.


darcassian

I was polite about it


ShittyBollox

You do your service proud.


Jt920wood

Names himself U/TheOrkBoy but is part of 0 40k subreddits. Interesting.


TheOrkBoy

Yes


Hedonistic_Ent

Goddamn, your sense of honesty is admirable.


TheOrkBoy

What Is Warhammer?


Hedonistic_Ent

Its like chess mixed with dnd, but scifi or fantasy with the pieces being models you paint and horribly unbalanced but fun yet stupid.


_nellis_

As someone who just got into the hobby, your comment makes me laugh, cry, and agree all at once. Also there's the whole issue of all of it being excessively expensive too.


Hedonistic_Ent

Ebay and kijiji help keep costs down. And the occasional versus box is hood to as long as its not FOMO driving the purchase


_nellis_

That's fair, also local game stores have some pretty decent deals on pre owned minis.


kelly_mangoblin

Love Hot Shots


Quatloo9900

A truly underrated comedy. Second only to *Top Secret*


Topcity36

Damn I love that ~~documentary~~ movie


islandtrader99

Hot Shots: Part Deux!! I forgot all about those


Dommekarma

This is the og.


stealthboy_111

Na, that's too much manual labor


itsnunyabusiness

The irony is I saw the Aircraft carrier and thought about how I joined the Air Force because of how much I heard ship life sucks.


BlackbirdGoNyoom

Ah yes, hot shots...


izzythepitty

Loved this movie


TheRealChompster

I miss satirical movies like this.


xlerv8

Haha I loved this parody of Top Gun, Hot Shots 🤣


skyraider17

You mean this documentary that corrected the Navy parody movie Top Gun?


uth50

Nah. It's essentially a movie essay. "What if the homoerotic romance movie Top Gun was actually about the military"


MtnMaiden

ummm...how about the Army's version of Top Gun? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FyuHA_zAOM


der_innkeeper

Which would make the Army's version of Hot Shots "In the Army Now", with Pauly Shore.


LookARedSquirrel84

Hot Shots is the greatest movie ever made about the military


Albye23

But like, Down Periscope exists


cgaWolf

And Operation Petticoat


goodnamepls

The first dudes be like ^(bonK)


mr-dr-prof-stupid

“They are the best” *bonK*


samuelxavior

Isn't this from Hot Shots?


MrLavender26

Yeah


hor_n_horrible

You are wrong, this is a Navy documentary from thw 90s.


Fliegenbierfass

One of the best movies ever...


PeakDropper

Except that’s the navy


luckyjack

"The Navy" gets me every single time


Sally_OMally

r/perfectlycutscreams


TheShivMaster

This is what happens when officers leave for a few minutes (source: dude trust me)


ChomperfromtheLBT

That IYAOYAS life.


Shanghst

Lol some salty AO downvoted you. They probably meant to upvote but couldn’t lift hard enough. Lemme rectify that.


ChomperfromtheLBT

Their table salt is no match for your sea salt.


Shanghst

I don’t have much sea salt since my rack mates keep licking it off my balls but thanks brethren.


ChomperfromtheLBT

Put out a block of Himalayan salt, it will divert those 5 foot mosquitoes to it and spare you. Fortunately for the Sherpas you are, God willing, thousands of miles away from the Himalayas.


Shanghst

I usually leave a can o’ dip next to my nether regions, they only go after my sweet sweet macadamia nuts if they’re not feening for some nicotine.


ICweiner94

fellow ordnanceman!


ChomperfromtheLBT

Yes, I do think we are gentlemen and fellows here. Doing manly things, lifting things in manly ways and finding even man-lier ways to make it stay long enough for us to be at safe ways away.


colsen89

Yup, as an AO I can’t count how many times my bro and i touched tips on the flight deck…………wait


Yuaskin

Dumbass doesn't know the worlds greatest air force from the worlds second greatest air force!


InformalResist7722

Listen here hot shot


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Grilling a frank in afterburner? That can't possibly be healthy. Or easy to do given how hot engine afterburners are.


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RogerKotaro096

"Hm... I think I'll have a hot hotdog while burning it with a jet engine! What could possibly go wrong?" *The aircraft carrier explodes from the massive diarrhea the pilot has*


Enough-Ad1242

I like the cut of your jib.


robertoj29

Never change Germany, never change.


MaryJane2108

Do you not see they're on a carrier and "Navy" written on everything ?


BradTofu

But its a navy aircraft carrier.


ZeEntryFragger

OP where is the rest of it?


TheOrkBoy

Join the air force to find out


ElDono13

Must have been posted by a marine


TheOrkBoy

Yes


FishermanPale5734

That is one of those new flying carriers the airforce has been secretly developing


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snowdingo

Hot shots


snowdingo

Cue Charlie sheen as Rambo.


gelinrefira

That hot dog is gonna taste like gas.


SuDragon2k3

That hot dog is going to be a carbonised lump.


SyntheticReality42

JP5


Snoo80766

HAHAHA so true I have A LOT OF FRIENDS IN THE air force that are like this at home


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plcbka

Charlie Sheen and hot shot?


justanothertfatman

I understood this reference!


Super_Duper9

The dude launching the football 😂😂😂


RowAwayJim91

Feels like r/interdimensionalcable


vilgax570

Hot shots, easily one of the best piss take movies ever.


DoctorDirtnasty

Nice try AO3 schmuckatelli.


IntrepidRoyal

Is this Hot Shots?


leathebimbo

Hot Shots


Magnatix1998

Wo sind meine Deutschen Genossen?


VI_Cess

Slightly off topic: WTF is a chafing dish????


mas1776

Nobody’s gonna mention the handicapped plane parking spot?


Careless_Educator_21

This is from a movie with either Charlie sheen or that guy naked gun.


StarFlyXXL

What planes are they? They look like American gnats


irongirder1

Hot shots. Classic movie


Quizels_06

Movie is Hot Shots btw


FrostbitSkull

Fuck you this shit made me laugh out loud in class


ajgeep

Since when did we get aircraft carriers?


ryanturner328

the airforce?